The Grimm brothers brought you Snow White, and Disney brought you seven singing dwarfs. R.A. Goli, however, says there’s a part of the story they left out. And it’s one not suitable for children.
Meet Tiberius, a strangely likeable curmudgeon who dreams of a life where his artistic talents are recognized and revered, and he no longer has to listen his seven incessantly happy roommates. High ho, hell no.
When he stumbles upon a witch in the woods, who turns out to be the queen’s sister, he sees his chance to move up in the world. Just not the way he expected.
The woman was beautiful. Her porcelain skin was smooth and fragile, as though it would shatter at the slightest touch. Her expression was serene, and her long, dark hair fanned out across her breasts, firm and perfect, rising and falling with each breath.
He moved his hand to her chest and slid her hair away so he might have a better view of her cleavage that spilled from the top of her corset. “Get away from me, you pervert,” she said, and Tiberius felt the sting of her hand across his cheek.
But Tiberius is nothing if not resourceful, and despite the witch’s acerbic nature, he forges on and suggests a partnership.
“You’re Lady Sypheria, the queen’s sister.”
She raised an eyebrow and smirked. “You’ve heard of me?”
“Indeed. Well met, my lady. Should I stand and bow?”
“I think under the circumstances we can skip the formalities. Now, may I have my apple?”
Tiberius gripped the blackened fruit tighter. “Do you want any help?”
“What makes you think I need help?”
“Because if you were powerful enough, I’d be dead already, not sitting here holding your precious apple. You’re not above needing aid.”
“Not as dumb as you look, are you? I have already tried to kill her.” She held up two fingers. “Twice.”
What’s a little murder between friends when the whole kingdom could be yours? Or so Tiberius thinks.
It turns out even a golden cage is still a cage, and Tiberius has a choice to make: expose Sypheria’s secrets — and risk losing his head — or live with the guilt of what he’s done and pray no one finds out.
The Eighth Dwarf is a bawdy, fun, from frenemies to just plain enemies adventure that’s perfect for fans of Game of Thrones and Once Upon a Time. Grab your copy now!
About R.A. Goli
R.A. Goli is an Australian writer of horror, fantasy, and speculative short stories. Her interests include reading, gaming, the occasional cemetery walk, and annoying her chihuahua, and two cats. Check out her numerous publications, including her collection of short stories, Unfettered, at https://ragoliauthor.wordpress.com, where you can sign up for her newsletter to get free short stories, updates, and more, or stalk her on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/RAGoliAuthor.
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